Tuesday, May 4, 2010

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Dominique Chestand

The motives for which Dominique Nicole Chestand will kill Adam Moshe Levin when she returns to the States:

1. Adam took ALL of the brownies that were left in the fridge

2. Adam proceeded to leave the dish in which there were no more brownies in the fridge.
a. not only leaving Dominique Chestand to believe that there would be more delicious chocalateyness until she experienced the saltyness that was pulling out an empty dish, but...

b. also leaving Dominique Chestand to wash and scrub the dish.

3. Adam did not wash or fold ANY of his bedsheets on the TWO beds that he has in room.
a. leaving the rest of his roommates to wash and fold them for when Jarius comes to visit.

4. Did yo ass say goodbye?!?!?!?! I don't remember cuz I was straight knocked til 8am. But if not, add that ish to the list.

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